Would you like to hear me complain more about my lack of car? No? Anyone? Fine. You can have some DERRRREEHHHHG instead!

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/06/2016 at 14:03 • Filed to: Vicious

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:05

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Should have kept the Celica.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/06/2016 at 14:06

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Don’t miss it.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:06

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Oh just pick something already. I suggest the 93 Camry.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/06/2016 at 14:07

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A solid option #423 for sure. I’ll rank it just above Corolla sedan.

TheHondaBro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:08

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pupperino does the reel big stretches.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:09

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How about a prius?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:10

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I do.

Dogapult > TheHondaBro 09/06/2016 at 14:10

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That may have graduated from being a pupper to a doggo.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/06/2016 at 14:12

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That’s it. Time for a dramatic post about how I’m leaving oppo because you are so mean.

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:12

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How about a Celica? I’ve heard some people on here like those

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:12

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It’s go time. I would suggest this lovely two-door wagon. http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/5768843788…

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:12

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A 2003 Nissan Maxima with the six-speed.

TheHondaBro > Dogapult 09/06/2016 at 14:13

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doggo does the reel big stretches.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:14

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Hey now. I’m trying to find you Toyota products that your wife won’t hate and can be had cheaply.

Dogapult > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 09/06/2016 at 14:15

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you know, you joke, but I’ve been looking into a gen 1 Honda Insight 5-speed as a fun commuter, and they’re at least funky and good-looking.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dogapult 09/06/2016 at 14:17

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I really like the Insight as well. I want it.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:18

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Honda Element.

Dogapult > TheHondaBro 09/06/2016 at 14:22

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Yes.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:26

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Last time I recommended a Saab that was really a Subaru.

This time I recommend a Saab, that is all Saab plus some viggen.

https://seattle.craigslist.org/see/cto/575630…

I’m going to be bummed when you finally buy a new car. I will have no more reason to search Seattle craigslist once a week for some poorly considered car that I want to see some other person try to live with.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/06/2016 at 14:41

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Y u so mean

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 09/06/2016 at 14:42

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You are on thin ice, my friend.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:44

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Coal is like “you going to rub my belly or not?”

S65 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:48

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I miss Countess

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:48

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Y u not drive it to new york 4 me?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > S65 09/06/2016 at 14:50

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I’m sorry :(

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 09/06/2016 at 14:54

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Because I am also mean

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:54

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Fine. I know where there is a 2 door Saturn Astra for sale. It’s auto tragic though.

NostalgicCarLife > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 14:56

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You’d probably still love the Celica if you had kept it.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NostalgicCarLife 09/06/2016 at 15:02

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That makes no sense at all.

NostalgicCarLife > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:03

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You were just at the end of your honeymoon. You didn’t let real love develop. Such a callow car guy you are.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 09/06/2016 at 15:15

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Did you drive the Mazda yet?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > NostalgicCarLife 09/06/2016 at 15:19

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Sure.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:23

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Yeah I drove it home from the ocean yesterday. It’s zippy. The infotainment is a little wonky but I’m not used to such fancy stuff.

Dogapult > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:25

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God that’s clean and rust free.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 09/06/2016 at 15:30

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Sounds nice though. My buddy just bought a new Crosstrek and she and her boyfriend are like “just buy new. Jooooiiin us"

NostalgicCarLife > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:30

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You kept that and you love it. Point proven. ;-D

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Dogapult 09/06/2016 at 15:30

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Selective photography, I assure you.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:48

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I’ve never bought new before and I was a little concerned about the whole “depreciation when you drive it off the lot” thing, but then I figure she’ll drive it 10 years or until we outgrow it and she’ll bump things and the boy will trash the inside.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 09/06/2016 at 15:55

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Why do you think I post about the Vibe so much? It cost a lot and I’m doing anything I can to keep it in one piece.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 15:58

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The last time my wife bumped something in the Corolla she waited 2 days and got me drunk before saying “so I hit something...”

I know that day is coming again.

Spridget > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/06/2016 at 23:20

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How about a Saab 900 Turbo Convertible?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spridget 09/07/2016 at 01:17

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How about a knuckle sandwich?